By Jeff Simpson
Reince Priebus has been called many things in his career, and now you can add one more - the 13th Apostle. Today on this Christmas Day 2016, Reince Priebus listened the light and released this press release!
Either Reince heard the Christmas story for the first time or the new KING we need to celebrate is this guy:
As it says in the Good Book (Matthew 23-26):
YES! He has Come!!
Here I got it all wrong, I always thought we celebrated this guy:
Now I know it was the big orange guy, who brought news of a couple Corinthians, and wants to divide society by religion and ethnicity, whose coming was the one foretold in Revelations!
The seven first plagues are not called the seven "TRUMPets" for no reason.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. May these few days provide everyone peace and love before the craziness really starts!
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