By Jeff Simpson
Today was the scheduled GOP Love Fest at the Walworth County Fairgrounds. The event was billed as all of the superstars on the Republican party would be in attendance with The Donald headlining.
The price for the peons to attend was anywhere from $30 to $1000, but like everything the WISGOP does, it never quite adds up to the billing. Thanks to a leaked tape from Access Hollywood, where he was on a bus with Billy Bush(the Spicoli of the Bush family), where the GOP nominee for President of the United States was downing tic tacs because they saw a sexy woman and he might be compelled to start kissing her and "grab her by the pussy", The Donald was not allowed to attend.
After a few hours of national outrage, Paul Ryan and his fellow Republicans also decided to be outraged and uninvited The Donald and instead invited VP nominee Mike Pence. Finally. after a few hours someone in the GOP brain trust, realized that inviting Pence instead was not really distancing themselves from The Donald, so at the last minute uninvited Mr. Pence.
To the ticketholders, no refunds and no exchanges and many were not happy.