Monday, November 16, 2015

Paul Ryan's Proves ISIS Wrong

By Jeff Simpson

ISIS has released a video saying they planned on attacking Washington DC.  

Not sure why.

As new Speaker of the House Paul Ryan(second in line to the Presidency) showed us today what his priority is.  

Apparently, they think higher of Washington DC than the rest of the world.   


  1. No need to worry, President Obama said ISIS is contained. Now on to that most pressing threat according to Bernie Sanders, climate change. Apparently the reason for jihadists are sending suicide boomers to Francs and the beheadings is because 1000 years from now they can't grow crops or something.

  2. For once you are on the right track, just off by a 1000 years or so since they cant grow crops now.