Wednesday, October 28, 2015


Voting to allow switchblade knives, swords and other cutlery to be worn in public was a completely Right thing to do. Now we need to go further and legalize Nunchuks, Shurikens, thumbnail eye gougers and other fighting implements. Not everyone wants to use a gun with 30 round ammunition to kill 30 kids in 30 seconds. Some people prefer a more adventurous approach with machetes. Yes, they're legal now too and can be worn concealed or not. Then the old fashioned type just wants to deliver a good smacking with a piece of wood. I know that may not be NRA approved though but you are headed in the Right direction. Still, think of it. UW students will be able to play dungeons and dragons in real dungeons. They can wear that Brave Heart Highlander broad sword to medieval studies; hopefully it won’t accidentally decapitate anyone. What a great gift coming right before Halloween. It almost seems supernatural. So my complements to the Republicans for once again going in the Right direction. Now perhaps we can take another goose step to the right and lower the age for children to buy guns. I know they can have a rifle when they are ten but there is a problem that no one is addressing and that is toddlers killing each other. Now we all know that the only thing that stops a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Keep going Right, Republicans. Bright future, DEXTER

1 comment:

  1. Huh? I can legally wear a samurai sword now? Do these idiots have any idea how dangerous those things are?