Just like Harley Davidson, Scooter is stuck in 1910.
Where are the pedals on this thing?
Do these glasses make my butt look big?
I'm no easy rider, I'm a skeezy liar.
"You're in charge of hookers & blow, Carson."
"I pretend to ride a Harley just to give the impression that I don't have a huge Koch up my arse."
Looking down on my Tonette- Shiny- Spot- Cover , from behind, I look like the Wrecking Ball I am. Increases total skull thickness to 130%, too!
I have to admit Ihave never seen anyone on a HD who looked more like a dick in a jimmy cap