Sunday, May 3, 2015

So This Happened. Really It Did!

By Jeff Simpson

I ignored this story for quite some time thinking there was no way it could possibly be true, but apparently it is.

So when rookie Texas Gov. Greg Abbott announced he was ordering the Texas National Guard to monitor a Navy SEAL/Green Beret joint training exercise, which was taking place in Texas and several other states, everybody here looked up from their iPhones. What?
It seems there is concern among some folks that this so-called training maneuver is just a cover story. What's really going on? President Obama is about to use Special Forces to put Texas under martial law.
It can not be true right? No politician that is that stupid(and stupid is THE only word for it) could ever be elected in the United States right?


The lunacy surrounding “Jade Helm 15,” a military training exercise set to take place in Texas (or so they say!) has officially hit a new low: Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, a man who thinks he should be president of the United States, is assuring his constituents that his office will be demanding answers from the Pentagon about whether or not they are secretly invading Texas under orders from President Obama.
OUCH!  The stupid it burns!  

Seriously anyone that dumb should be monitored and on meds, absolutely NOT in elected positions.   It is hard to claim American superiority when people like Ted "Canadian Cowboy" Cruz and Greg Abbott hold office.  Next thing you know the Republicans will be running a ticket of Alex Jones/ Glenn Beck for President!  

At least in Texas there is a slight glimmer of hope!

Another former Republican politician was a bit more pointed.
"Your letter pandering to idiots ... has left me livid," former State Rep. Todd Smith wrote Gov. Abbott. "I am horrified that I have to choose between the possibility that my Governor actually believes this stuff and the possibility that my Governor doesn't have the backbone to stand up to those who do.


  1. I've been told that this is not the Texas National Guard, but, rather the Texas State Guard.....a local militia.

  2. Obama needs to help calm Texas down, he should start by doing a round of base closures. Obama can say he has heard Ted Cruz call for federal spending reform and he will close Fort Hood to save the taxpayers of this nation.

    1. I like the way you think. Why not go further and, in the name of our kids' futures, require immediate limitations on the use of fossil fuels, and add billions in new investment for alternatives.

      Texass is already having its economic "miracle" end due to the oil bust, so why not kick it into high gear?

  3. "[Sen.] Ted Cruz... is assuring his constituents that his office will be demanding answers from the Pentagon about whether or not they are secretly invading Texas under orders from President Obama."

    Aside from stupidity #1 (considering the possibility that the Pentagon would "invade Texas" — and for what?!) ... there is the secondary stupidity, #2, that if the Pentagon WERE planning a secret invasion, then he, Ted Cruz, could just ASK them, and out all the secrets would spill, because everyone knows what blabbermouths the US military are about secret invasion plans, why look how they all blabbed about D-Day to the Germans... (not).