Friday, January 23, 2015

Scott Walker Will Send YOUR Kid to War!

By Jeff Simpson

Scott Walker is running for President and he knows what it takes to win.   War Hawks are very popular in the Republican circles for numerous reasons and if Scott Walker has a talent, it is appealing to the mouth breathing hard core base.

Scott Walker runs to Fox News every chance he gets, to let you know, he has no problem sending our your children to war!

Scott Walker is supremely qualified in the realm of foreign policy, because he broke the unions.

You can not make this stuff up.   Scott Walker knows what its like in a war zone because, after "dropping the bomb" on the people of Wisconsin, his wife was forced to see a couple protests.   The events scarred her so deeply that she was given the "You too could be best friends with a blood thirsty Chilean dictator" award by Right Wisconsin.

Don't worry while your chidlren are fighting terrorists in the desert, Scott Walker's kids will be here holding down the dance floor:


  1. So Walker's logic is that Reagan made the Soviets sit up and pay attention when he busted the flight controllers union. Therefore he's just like Reagan because he's trying to destroy unions too. Walker's trying to look like presidential material, sure. Unfortunately, Walker's not even as smart as Reagan was when he was afflicted with Alzheimer's.

  2. "Scott Walker wants to kill us all!" - great topic, Homer. I think you've been sniffing too many shoes.