Don't pay any attention to where I have my left hand...
Letter of the Day = G!Glamor Girl, Goat Groping Government Gasbaghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mwEhIs-3YU
Uh...shouldn't that be Government Gasbag Groping Goat?(Sorry, I was spawned by English majors.)
The closest little pauly will ever get to a pretty girl
When Paul has a pet peeve; it's remarkable how often he pets it!
Reelect me and I will bring another 2 years of goat rodeo to Congress!
"Where the hell is my crown and sash?
Hands off or you'll be singing soprano!
Paul Ryan takes third place in State Fair Beauty Contest (pictured here with the first and second place winners)
Ryan's the name, goat shagging is my game.
"This guy really gets my goat," said Miss Fairest of the Fair.