John J Schulze Jr shows us why Hollywood is filled with liberals, because the sense of humor on the right is sorely lacking. JJ shows us exactly what I mean! Here is a letter he wrote back in the day:
F O R I M M E D I A T E R E L E A S E
September 18, 1998
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Senate Staff Return from Nevada NCSL (Madison)…Today the Joint Legislative Committee on Tourism, Commerce and Public Health plans to convene a hearing on the possibility of legalizing prostitution in the state of Wisconsin. Jim Villa and Jim Emerson, two state Senate staffers who led the fact finding mission for the National Conference of State Legislatures (NCSL), are expected to testify.
"Arrrgh! God, it hurts when I pee," shouted Villa from a ground floor state Capitol restroom. "I thought Clymedia was a flower!"
Emerson is expected to report that legalized prostitution can have a hug upside, including being a tourism attraction for the Wisconsin Dells to take the place of Tommy Bartlett's Robot World, and an employment opportunity in the form of W-2 transition
"By the end of the trip it felt like I was hooked up to one of those milking machines," Emerson said. "I will never be able to look at ping pong balls and uneven parallel bars the same way again."
Villa said that the success of the fact-finding mission was the result of NCSL's commitment to research.
"NCSL completely kicks ass," Villa said. "I went to an ALEC conference on blowjobs and it took a week for me to get the taste out of my mouth."
Emerson noted that for legalized prostitution to truly be successful in Wisconsin, the state Department of Regulation and Licensing will have to develop and enforce strict guidelines.
"Believe me, there is a big difference between a transvestite and a transsexual," Emerson said. "I would be willing to pay a little extra to guarantee quality."
The best part about this is he wrote it and apparently forgot to send it so he had to send it two years later and it never lost its edge - just ask him:
From: JJSJRThe best comedians are the ones who have to tell you how funny they are!
To: RRDennik@aol.com; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org;email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com
Subject: look what I found on an old zip drive
Date: Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:21:39 PM
1) I cannot believe I sent this over the state email system
2) I am one funny dude
Who is this hilarious repub? JJ currently serves as Chief Legal Counsel to the Department of Transportation in WI, where he apparently has shirked his ethical duties of reporting his financial relationships. Ethics are so 2008 anyway! JJ also has an obsession with Nuclear plants in Florida,
JJ also likes a good stogey and free drinks, understands the Wisconsin republican party's relationship with ALEC and is available for hire at your next party:
Schulze, John J.
Position/Title: Chief Legal Counsel
Phone Number: (608) 266-0253
Email Address: johnJ.SchulzeJr@wi.gov
PS: Speaking of immense right wing talent:
PSS: Ladies, I would stay away from Jim Villa and Jim Emerson until you see their papers.