Friday, February 14, 2014

Caption this!

Scott Walker took time away from fundraising out of state to wish his wife a happy valentines day with this picture.   He forgot to put a caption on it:


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  1. My Caption:
    "No matter what I do, an obese union-loving moron will find a way to bitch about it..."

    Nah, too long and too accurate.

    Get a life, Fatboy Chris.

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  2. Sorry first Anonymous commenter- Walker has fucked over thousands of WI citizens during his term; your adolescent name calling is impotent...

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    1. and this exercise isn't adolescent?

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    2. No, Blaska's right. We should instead have a contest where we vote on "conservative of the year" based on quotes we've cherry picked from around the web and then mischaracterize them. That's what passes as mature reporting in the circles that Blaska's a big hit in. The sad part is, that was probably one of the most relevant, topical pieces that he's ever written.

      Thanks for the poignant reminder that we should always keep things stoic and on point here, never engaging in anything some fatuous imbecile might hypocritically perceive as "adolescent". Have you ever had a though or comment that wasn't ridiculously hypocritical in some way, shape, or form? Thanks for stopping by again though, it's always entertaining to see what vacuous tidbits you manage to mash out into the comment section. Thanks for that!

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    3. Blaska, I think you ask this question because you are looking for something inflammatory to write in your progressive hating column. How progressives rip on your dear leader Walker. Boo hoo. If you want something to write about...how about this - WWalker hasn't created jobs he said he should be held accountable for. Walker is all for accountability...for schools, the unemployed, those on welfare..for everyone except for himself. Write about that Blaska. Try...I dare you. Except you won't because you know your fearless leader has failed. Maybe we should do a Blaska caption this...With a picture of you sitting in front of your computer. Now THAT would be entertaining.

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  3. "I'm with stupid."

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  4. Hey I got it started. Now what?

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  5. Enjoy it..........Bubba has the next ride!

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  6. Goose me on the butt again and I'll give you an administrative job.

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  7. Get off, Tonette, I mean it, your thighs are crushing me.

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  8. The look on his face is one of: I just got an expensive new toy that I'm terrified to be on and my Mom, err, wife is going to want me to take her for a ride.

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  9. If I smile like this, and squeeze my butt cheeks together, I look like Ronald Reagan.

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  10. The only thing better than one Vibe-Rider is two Vibe-Riders!

    Now is it up or down for first?

    Coming soon matching tramp stamps and a dydoe?

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  11. Scott Walker sure does seem to hang around a lot of tattooed sleeveless guys.

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  12. Where's Robin? I want to show him what I've got between my legs.

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  13. Boss Hogg on hog with sow.

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  14. Desperado and the Koch Whore Outlaws

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  15. Gas or ass. No one rides for free!

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  16. Yes because David Blaska isn't adolescent. Wait.

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  17. Marrying into Tarantino money allowed me to get this cool toy that I only use once a year!

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  18. This is the last time post children that Tonette had her lady parts near our fearless leader. The thought of the aftermath of our fearless leader ravaging Tonette in their humble abode makes me want to throw up my breakfast.

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