You could be an intern for me. Did you sign the recall petition?
So... *how* much StaBil did you say I should put in the gas tank of my Harley?
I announced I am going to lower taxes but wait until the people see how much their fees are going to increase.
Just checking to see if you're wearing a wire.
Your wallet is in your locker?
Please pretend you like me, I know I'm a douche
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
And a few from Foghorn Leghorn:“As senior rooster ’round here, it’s my duty, and my pleasure, to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery”---“That’s what I’ve been – I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, boy!”---“Pay attention to me boy! I’m not just talkin’ to hear my head roar”--“What’s it all about boy, elucidate!”
I've got some friends who have a van. Oops, they are in jail. Sorry pal.
"Wow, it looks so real!"
Education is highly over rated son. Drop-out and run as a teapublican. They throw money at you like you was a cheap stripper sliding on the pole. I need an understudy. You got ASSGOP written all over you boy.