Scotty the Eagle Scout working on his Fishing Merit Badge. Requirement #1: Lying about the size of his catch.
So where are the legs?
Scott Walker kicks off his Heavy Metal Bus Tour in celebration of Heavy Manufacturing Month by inspecting mercury-laden fish. http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/study-links-warmer-water-temperatures-to-greater-levels-of-mercury-in-fish/2013/10/13/c86d43c6-3113-11e3-9c68-1cf643210300_story.html?hpid=z5
Small fish...big pond. Walker 2016
Derp...What's that?? A fish???? Oh I get it "One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish.
EEEWWWWW!!! Thanks for taking it off the hook for me, buddy. Now, will you put a new worm on it?
"If it's not big enough to keep, I'll just change the laws."
That fish is smaller than the puppet stick I have up my ass.
Tell Cathy Stepp it ain't workin' for me.