By Jeff Simpson
Robin Vos recently spent lunch hour with Americans against Prosperity and he let them know what an amazing legislator he is!
The first-term Assembly leader added that he is happy with the progress the state has made since it fell under full Republican control in 2010So I think to honor Mr. Public Service for doing so many good things for Wisconsin we should declare a Robin Vos Day to properly thank him!
"Wisconsin is headed in the right direction and we really made good choices," Vos said. "As we look to the future, we also have to recognize the great job that we've done."
First we need a date. I would suggest 2/28/11, the day he received a speeding ticket(no wonder he wants to increase the speed limit). Or Possibly 8-12, the day his first divorce was finalized, without that he would not have been able to get started in his second divorce(which he has not finalized yet). Or it could be the date that his current paramour Michelle Litjens divorce from her husband and kids gets finalized, but that date has not happened yet either.
While we finalize the date, we also need to think of things to do to properly reward him for his service to Wisconsin.
*I am thinking a pocketful of quarters so when he hooks up with a married woman discretely he can run into a convenience store and grab a condom.
* we could give an award to the landlord that treats his tenants the worse throughout the year in living conditions and rent and give them the Robin Vos Slumlord award.
* we could change the English language to include a new saying for everytime a politician blatantly breaks ethic laws with no punishment...ex. Senator So and So just pulled a Vos.
We are welcome to other thoughts on how to Honor Robin...leave them in the comments!
PS: I pulled the AFP pic from their website where it had this caption - Great event today in Racine. Thank you Speaker Vos for speaking to the 100 folks who showed up.