Kiss your ass good-bye! We need to dig us a mine!
"So, did you hear I finished a marathon in like 2 hours once?"
I wish the fish would bite the idiot on the lip and latch on.
A doctor is in his office when a man walks in with a fish attached to his lips. The doctor exclaims "My God, how did this happen?" And the fish says "I don't know, but can you cut this damn tumor off my face."
Hi honey......missed you
Cold-blooded and slimy describes both of them, but at least the fish knows better than to try and claim the Ryan Budget would help the Middle Class.
I keep telling people I found you on top of a 14,000 foot mountain and they still won't believe me.