Thursday, April 4, 2013

Lieutenant Governor's Challenge's

By Jeff Simpson

Our very own Rebecca Kleefisch recently gave an interview where she put her talents on display.  Unfortunately for Wisconsin, there aren't any!

  She added the state surplus of $419 million “enabled us to give an income tax cut,” that, though criticized by some, will help average families, she argued. “I think the average family understands this is just a down payment on the future. Also, if you saw a $100 bill on the sidewalk, would you walk by it? I’m a mother of two. That would mean 40 Little Caesars pizzas. That makes a tangible difference.”
Seriously!

For the incredibly math challenged Kleefisch.  I will not get into the fact that if you do "find" a $100 bill - You didn't earn that(where have I heard that line) so it is NOT yours to begin with.  We will overlook her dishonesty in running to spend something she found without trying to look for the person who DID make that.   We will also overlook the fact that a large majority in Wisconsin has lost wages in the last two years under her reign and that was not supposed to effect the economy but getting $100 back is a huge stimulus to the economy?    No we will just take it to the elementary school level where Ms. Kleefisch might have peaked in her education.

 A Little Ceaser's pizza cost $5.00,  40  Little Ceaser Pizza's would cost $200**.   Which is twice as much as the $100 that someone else earned that she picked up! 

Heaven Help Us! Let's hope her kids have some very good union teachers to help them get through school!


** that of course assumes she refuses to pay taxes in her purchase. 

14 comments:

  1. Fuzzy math comes to Kleifish-city. No surprise they think we are gaining jobs; they can't multiply 4 x 50.

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  2. Republicans and Teabaggers don't do smart.

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  3. I think the real question for her is: Where can I find a pizza for $2.50?

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    1. Silly liberal! First you use the $100 to buy a gun and some ammo; then you steal a cell phone; then you call in an order for as much pizza as you want! It's all about a sense of free enterprise, a wide open unregulated market (anything you can get away with goes!) and having the tools to exploit it. If anything Lt Governor Kleefisch is to be admired for her restraint: only 40 pizzas when in principle she could have had thousands! To say nothing of toppings! Or cheesy bread or side salads or those little cinnamon dessert thingies.

      The problem with this state is that it's filled with liberals who have old fashioned ideas about things like hard work and honesty and community and education and law and furniture. We've got to change with the times! Lt Governor Kleefisch is leading the way :-)

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  4. Can't you just hear the marbles rolling around in her head?

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  5. http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2013/04/03/wis-spends-nearly-defend-union-limits/ePApQPtfrIrTc1tnhgpiqI/story.html

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  6. Would you like that pizza with extra Woodchuck?

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  7. Stop it!! She is only a heart beat away from being Governor Kleefisch.
    Of course she really meant that you could buy 40 of those little Little Ceasar's pizzas. You know, the 'pizza-pizza-pizza-pizza' pizzas. I'm more concerned that she is feeding her kids pizza instead of freshly killed meat.

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    1. Out in Walkersha County, in Becky Kleefisch's neighborhood, they are killing and eating deer with CWD. That explains the Swiss-cheese holes in her little Tea Party brain.

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  8. she doesn't need money to put dinner on the table. her husband just needs to hunt the "ribeye of the sky."

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  9. Holy smokes? Who is this woman?

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  10. Becky, Becky, Becky...our rather large property tax bill went down $0.26 while our kids' local public schools (and my kids) got the shaft. I'm a registered Republican, Becky, and I am furious. Needless to say, I won't be voting for any Republican in 2014 or 2016. You Tea Party people just don't get it. You've destroyed the Republican Party. Idiots like you are giving Republicans a very bad name.

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  11. She reminds me of Michele Bachamnn. That isn't a compliment!

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