Yes, yes, one would think that before one wrote a book, one would have at least
read one at some point.
Well, actually, he's not writing it. It's being written by Marc Thiessen, a former apologist for George W. Bush, who actually tried to justify the use of torture.
It makes sense that Walker chose Thiessen to write his memoirs. Thiessen is already experienced at trying to justify crimes against humanity.
In addition to this, Walker is completely incapable of writing anything comprehensible by himself, as evidenced by the one time he tried to write about Abraham Lincoln:
Walker the historian gives us a comment on Lincoln's most famous speech, and misspells a great man's name twice in the process:
"At (sic) his Gettysburg Address, Lincoln famously said, 'Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal' This was not just lip service, as evidenced from the words of contemporaries like Frederick Douglas (sic), former slave and early civil rights leader. Douglas (sic) said Lincoln was 'the first great man that I talked with in the United States freely who in no single instance reminded me of the difference between himself and myself, of the difference of color.'"
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!The third reason that Walker chose Thiessen was because that is who David Koch sent to him.
Walker's screed against the Democrats, disguised as a tribute to Lincoln, goes on to say, "This sediment (sic) that all men are is equal is evidenced in the Republican Party's current platform of equal taxes on all, and opportunity for all regardless of race, gender, or age ... Contrast that with the tenants (sic) of the (sic) Barack Obama and the Democrat (sic) party ...
But it keeps getting better!
Walker is naming his book "Unintimidated."
Boy, doesn't that just roll of the tongue?
Actually, this was probably just another misspelling by Walker. He actually meant to call it "Unmitigated," as in Unmitigated Bullsh*t.
Anyway, some of the chapter titles will include:
- Fifty Types of Grey - And Matter Ain't One of Them
- Hypocrisy - Not a Choice, But a Lifestyle
- A Big Bank Account Means Not Being Held Accountable
- A Fool and His Hair Are Soon Parted
- Koch - It's the Real Thing
- The 250,000 Job Pledge - The World's Longest Running Gag
- WEDC - The World's Second Longest Running Gag
- No, This Time I Really, Really Mean It
- Secret Routers - No Republican Should Be In Office Without One
- My Budgets Are As Balanced As I Am
- You Only Have to Fool the Teapublicans Some of the Time
- Who Needs The Truth When You Have Corporate Media?
- Why I Really Wanted Brett Davis as My Lieutenant Governor
- The Audacity of Hopelessness
- Austerity Is Our Friend
- Education, Schmeducation: Don't Waste The Corporate Tax Breaks Of Today On The Corporate Serfs Of Tomorrow
- The First Amendment: The Most Overrated One
The book almost never got off the ground because he couldn't decide if he wanted it to be a picture book, a pop up book or a coloring book.
The dilemma was resolved when they decided to make it a connect the dots book where the dots don't connect. Ever.
Actually, truth be told, there is no point to the book.
But it will include one special insert section for Walker's favorite pastime - Paper dolls: