I know, I know. By the time you're reading this, you're probably stuffed to the gills with turkey, potatoes, yams, dressing, veggies and pumpkin pie. The last thing you want to think about is more food.
But come Friday, you will be hungry again. And you'll be sick of turkey. And you'll be even more sick of doing dishes. And you'll be tired of serving all of your weird relatives (especially conservative cousin Kevin, who kept making a point of telling everyone, repeatedly, that he has nothing to be thankful for since Obama won again).
And you're faith in humanity will be shaken as the news will repeat their stories about the craziness that infects people on Black Friday.
The best cure for all of these woes will be to treat yourself, your family and friends to a fish fry at Serb Hall. Best of all, you can also show your support for our union brothers and sisters who are fighting for their rights against a management who is doing their damnedest to break the union.
Just go to Serb Hall anytime between 11:30 am and 9 pm, ask for a union server and enjoy yourself.
It's that easy, really.
We'll see you Friday (I'll be coming in after work).
And tell them Cog Dis sent ya.
*Yes, Virginia, there really is such a thing as turkey fish, but they won't be on the menu.