Monday, September 10, 2012

Paul Ryan At 14,000 Feet

By now everyone is aware of Paul Ryan's incredible athletic feat's in terms of running marathons! Now we find out that the Physical fitness guru, is also an expert mountain climber.


Colorado has 53 mountains that are 14,000 feet or highers(fourteeners) and it turns out using Paul Ryan (R- Wall St.) math he has climbed 40 of the 53(no word on why he has not conquered the remaining 13).  The problem is(surprise surprise surprise),   Ryan has not climbed 40/53 of the fourteeners.  It turns out like everything he has said lately, that shortly after talking, his campaign needed to send out a press release "clarifying" his position on Mountain Climbing.

 ’s presidential campaign today released a statement, saying that vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan did not climb nearly 40 of Colorado’s fourteeners, but climbed nearly 40 climbs on 28 different peaks.
 Oops, of course his campaign has not released a single picture of Ryan's mountain climbing, however as has happened his whole career, some local liberals have released pictures of their climb with Ryan.






What do you call that when someone can not even be honest about the smallest details of their life?


7 comments:

  1. Pathological liars lie pathologically. Like, 20 times before breakfast.

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  2. What does "climbed nearly 40 climbs" mean? He climbed for a while and then gave up, or was going to climb but decided not too. I almost climbed a mountain one time too, but changed my mind and drank a few beers instead. I almost ran in a marathon once but realized it would probably kill me and didn't, but I bet I could have run it in two-fifty something if I had. Yeah, that's the ticket!

    Ryan is another Wisconsin weasel.

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    1. Fornicating Prevaricators and the explanations they makeSeptember 10, 2012 at 12:44 PM

      Yeah. Some people use the verb summited to distinguish between doing 'some' climbing and actually climbing to the top. The times they don't reach the summit are called attempts.

      This would be like the other exaggerations certain types of people compulsively make.
      Not saying this is what happened with Paul 'Mountain Man' Ryan, but I really wonder.

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    2. Fornicating Prevaricators and the explanations they makeSeptember 10, 2012 at 12:47 PM

      The analogy would be a baseball player describing their performance as the number of at bats instead of home runs hit, batting average or some commonly used statistic.

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  3. There is nothing that Paul Ryan can not do or has not done! Just ask him.

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    1. I'm waiting for the alligator wrestling and bear tusslin' photos....

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  4. As long as there is but one ninny who listens and believes, Lyin' Ryan will continue his tale-spinning. Today's vocabulary word is Gullibility....

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