NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a dramatic narrative that could upstage this week’s Democratic National Convention, Rep. Paul Ryan (R., Wisc.) gave reporters today a detailed account of the fateful day he killed Osama bin Laden.
Monday, September 3, 2012
Capper wrote recently about Paul Ryan (R - Wall St), and his slight exaggeration of his marathon time. Andy Borowitz has been writing non stop about Paul Ryan's accomplishments!