The former Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald has had an interesting year. Prior to The extremist wing of the republican party taking over our state, no one even knew who he was. The Fitzgerald family had been flying under the radar with your average Wisconsinite, happily sucking off the public teat but then they decided they wanted more. That as we have seen was a mistake. Lets take a look at the last year plus of Scott Fitzgerald.
Let's start with the passing of ACT 10 and the subsequent departure of the Democratic 14. Scott Walker introduced ACT 10 on a Friday afternoon and wanted it passed by the following Tuesday. Well we all know the rest of this story but in case you forgot a few details. The Assembly democrats could not leave due to the assembly rules so their best option was to try and offer up amendments and speak to the horrors of ACT 10. The assembly republicans had enough democracy for one night and took a 17 second surprise vote, received the number they needed and ran out of the room(Paul Ryan(R-Wall St.) did say this election was about courage. Since Fitz's brother delivered his house to the passage of ACT 10, that left Fitz the elder as the one needing to get it through the senate. Since he was stuck, boy was he pissed.
Scott Fitzgerald was so mad that he yelled, bullied and intimidated a woman so badly she called the police on him. Fitz was also so mad that he tried to have Mark Miller and the rest of the 14 democrats arrested. Unfortunately for Fitz, it appears he wrote out warrant for the arrest of the 14 democratically elected state Senators in original German and the state troopers were unable to read it(Despite the fact that a crony appointment put Fitzgerald's dad in as his head of the troopers). It was starting to get into March and the Senators were not back yet, and Fitz was getting even more upset. So instead of trying to intimidate women or have more people arrested he had a two step plan.
Step 1. Run to Fox News and whine:
Step 2. Break the law to get it passed, since he knew David Prosser had his back.
After all of these extreme actions and lawbreaking, the Fitz Brothers deserved a break, and they got hungry:
The Fitzgerald brothers so badly screwed up Wisconsin that the only thing to do was sing about it.
Also, the whole time that they were eating whip cream(do you think they even know those are not real pies?) They were deciding the electoral fate of WI over the next ten years by redistricting our state. The problem with that was, they ran up hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal bills AND did it all in complete privacy. Scott Fitzgerald forced every elected representative to sign secrecy agreements to never tell anyone how badly, and unethically they redistricted our state.
Which brings us to where we are now. Scott Fitzgerald is facing a recall, and will be facing Lori Compas on 6/5. Scott Fitzgerald is extra mad, that a woman is running against him, because he has no respect for women.
Scott Fitzgerald is so distraught, that all he does now is drive around in his foreign made Toyota, with no seat belt and a strange woman!
He must be recalled!
PS: if you know who this woman is, please email me at email@example.com. Also if you can think of events I missed please include them in the comments. It has been a very long year!