To promote their new product, they have hired Governor Scott Walker to be their public spokesman. In their anticipated advertising push, they've decided to immediately incorporate Walker into their newest product:
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Breaking News: Walker Lands Endorsement Contract
In a breaking news story, it was recently learned that Koch Industries, manufacturers of products such as Angel Soft, Quilted Northern and Soft'N'Gentle toilet paper has bought out competitor Scotties®.
To promote their new product, they have hired Governor Scott Walker to be their public spokesman. In their anticipated advertising push, they've decided to immediately incorporate Walker into their newest product:
Their slogan will be: "Scottie Bath Tissues, it's also good for writing crappy bills on."
To promote their new product, they have hired Governor Scott Walker to be their public spokesman. In their anticipated advertising push, they've decided to immediately incorporate Walker into their newest product:
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