Saturday, October 31, 2009

Local Celebrity Sighting

Elliot Stearns, author of the blog From Where I Sit, and hero of the smash-hit novel The Abortionist, has been spotted preparing for an evening of Halloween mischief:

In related news, we have been given this note. There is no confirmation that this was a love letter written by a much younger Stearns. When asked, Stearns only tried to run our reporter over with his wheelchair:

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