Sunday, February 22, 2009

Dickepedia

And you thought I was cynical...

Check out this website. It basically tears into anyone and everyone, and holds nothing back.

Here's a sampling:
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (born January 12, 1951) is a rotund radio talk show host, bloated political commentator, and porcine conservative television personality. Though he makes his thoroughly well-deserved $35 million a year by regularly castigating liberals as “dope-smoking hippies,” Rush Limbaugh is himself a well-documented “prescription” drug abuser. Limbaugh seems thoroughly untroubled by this, mostly because hypocrisy has become such a major part of the modern Republican platform, right alongside guns, creationism, and yellow ribbon bumper decals. Oh, and lest it go unsaid: Rush Limbaugh is a dick; a huge one.

Rush Limbaugh’s creatively titled The Rush Limbaugh Show pollutes the airwaves all across the U.S. on Premiere Radio Networks, the same dick company that syndicates (or “syndickates”) the likes of fellow dicks Bob Costas, Dr. Laura, and Glenn Beck. As such, Limbaugh is credited with reviving American AM radio, although you really have to wonder whether anyone would have actually missed AM radio had it been allowed to die in peace. He is also considered to be a prime force behind the so-called “Republican Revolution” of 1994, which paved the way for a fifteen-year conservative hegemony in Washington, DC. Good luck ending it now.

Tip of the crown to apc, who left it in the comments over here.

6 comments:

  1. Took some unfair shots at Brett Favre.

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  2. also not fair to bob costas.

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  3. What a find cap. Pure entertainment. I'll even forgive the Dean trashing.

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  4. My pleasure. And yes, a few may be undeserved (I was on the Dean staff in Texas), but hours of entertainment.

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